Last Orders For Gary Stead

Saint Etienne · Tales From Turnpike House [2005]

Tempers fraying in the Hat and Fan

Gets so hot in there even in November

Heated words from slicked back hair

It's too small a world for some people to share



Now Gary stares at an empty chair

Told her "Five or ten"

And he'd join her out there

Not again, she's not going in, she just sighs



It's only half nine, there's time

Time for drinking

And still more time

Till he gets to thinking of her



She's in two minds

Maybe she'll board up her door

He's into pints

And that's how it goes



It's guaranteed he's a funny man

You can bet your life that he'll bring the house down

Always plays such a winning hand

He just cools it down, they should Knight him for it



But outside, his former wife starts a solo drive

She's so tired of waiting

When he crawls in

Will she give him a surprise?



It's only half nine, there's time

Time for drinking

And still more time

Till he gets to thinking of her



She's in two minds

Maybe she'll board up her door

He's into pints

And that's how it goes