Morning Poem

"One sunny morning

i woke up to see

a bright little blue jay

singing with glee

he sang of far away places

of bright and gay

when suddenly all my sorrow

began to drift away

i walked to the window

on my way out of bed

just to close the shutters

and crush his little head



No, no no, i am not a morning person

(woah woah woah)



i was going upstream in my canoe

then my wheels fell off

i didnt know what to do

then i started wondering

how many pancakes fit in a dog house?

then i remembered the time

when i was stuck on a desert island

and all i had with me was a car door

which made a lot of sense

because if i got hot

all i did was roll down the window



no, no no, im not a desert person

(woah woah)