Carry Bag Man

I'm in love with the carrier bag man

I love the carrier bag man x2

Carrier bags strewn all around the room

Ahthe carrier bag man-- I am him

Coz I am the carrier bag man -- I am the carrier bag man



I've no time to sit comfortable down

But I still need armchairs round my home

To put carrier bags on



I am the carrier bag man

Carry a bag man!



I don't make wavesI hide bags in graves

No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways

Please all you onlookers understand

So make gangway for carrier bag man



I am carrier bag man



[megaphone rant]



When in town I keep head down

Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round

Fat-assed workmenI scurry around

There's few good places to hide bags behind



Coz I am carrier bag man.

Carry a bag man!