Mister Richard Smoker

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



Mister Richard Smoker,

You're a poopy poker

Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa

Cigarettes and coffee breath

Little boys on crystal meth

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat



Mister Richard Smoker,

You're a chicken choker

Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out

Panty hose and aquanet

Smokin' menthol cigarettes

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



You eat dark meat



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



Mister Richard Smoker

You're an Ono Yoker

Cognac and black coffee with the boys

Dancin' your Buster Browns

Whirlin' to that techno sound

You hands are wet, your hair is slick

You smoke big dick



Mister Richard Smoker

You're a velvet coker

Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten

Going out, dancin' in the city

Friday night, gotta look pretty

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow



Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo

Doodley baboo bow