Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Ween · Chocolate & Cheese [1994]
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.