Dear Penis

Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you anymore,

you used to watch me shave,

Now all ya do is stare at the floor.

Oh dear penis,

I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,

a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

that's all we needed to get by,

now it seems things have changed,

and I think that you're the one to blame.

Dear penis,

I don't like you anymore.

He sings......

Dear Rodney,

I don't think i like you anymore,

cos when you get to drinking,

you put me places I've never been before.

Dear Rodney,

I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,

on our man to hand relationship,

come to terms with truly how we feel.

If we put our heads together,

we'd just stay home forever,

Dear Penis,

I think I like you after all.

Oh, and Rodney,

while you're shaving, shave my balls.