Do Bears

For years I thought

I'd have to live alone

I never got a letter

Had to disconnect the phone

The only girls I ever saw

Were on TV

But now I've got a Venus

Who's sitting next to me



Do I love you?

Do I want you?

Would I give my life

To you if I could?

Do birds fly?

Do fish swim?

And do bears sha-la-la-la-la

In the woods?



I met her in the first class lounge

Of a jumbo jet

It was love at first sight

Romeo and Juliet



He looked pretty rich

And I was down on m' luck

So I charged him a fortune

For a flying f...



...for crying out loud!



Do I love you?

Do I want you?

Would I sacrifice my life

To you if I could?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Is Luxembourg small?

And do those hairy bears shhh...

In the woods?



I introduced her round my friends

She was ace

I was no longer on Earth

But in better place



He's an utter creep and he

Drives me round the bend

And so to alleviate the boredom

I sleep with his friends



Ho ha ho



Do I love you?

Do I want you?



Would I tear out both my eyes

And fry them if I could?



Is the Bible fiction?

Is True Love a contradiction?

And do bears sha-la-la-la-la

In the woods?



Do I desire you?

Do I adore you?



Would I cut off all my toenails

And put them in an envelope with my feet?



Is Reagan Godhead?

Is Chairman Mao dead?

And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?



La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah



Mmmmm...



And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah



Ahoo Ahoo

Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah



Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?



On Main Street

Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah