Puppet On A Swing

I'm a famous wooden puppet,

and I never ever tell the truth.

I'm a puppet with no pecker,

but Geppetto cut me loose.

It's not much fun when you are a eunuch,

I would love to have a big stick.

Here's my daddy while he's making it.

.. I'm a proud and happy puppet,

with my new and shiny piece of wood.

I'm the new Italian Stallion,

coz my daddy made it good.

If my angel wasn't such an angel I feel a force inside

of me, and it's not easy, and a kind of milkshake comes

right out. Hey hey ma ma, Splintering,

I feel I'm splintering If Lucignolo could see me,

I'd have a hard-on for sure.

Splintering, like no one's ever seen uollano,

uollano, uollano, Signorina sono Italiano.

.. Never Never Land is where I,

Feel like acting like I'm a playboy,

I've been living in a big whale,

I'll invite you, don't be coy Fire-eater,

you don't want to meet her,

Fox and kitty, I will beat yer,

Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket,

The more I think about it,

and the more that I am Splintering,

people I'm splintering, If Lucignolo could see me,

With the expression I'm wearing.

I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum,

uollano, uollano, uollano,

that's my cum and I'm Italiano.

Meantime, down in the disco - dong Splintering,

on the dance floor splintering,

I am the King of the Neighbourhood,

Of pussies made out of pine wood.

They all plot, they like to f*ck a lot they dance on,

they dance on, they dance on, On the cum and I'm Italiano - Ué Ué Ué...