Everybody Knows The Claus

Don't you smell the cookies he's baking

Can't you see the belly he's shaking

Don't take a cokkie off that pan

You don't want to mess with this man



You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knocking at your door



Here comes Santa Claus

Doing all those good things

Everybody knows the Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's a big man

Don't mess with the boss



Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong

Santa wasn't this fat all along

Until he started cooking one day

Don't try to take that turkey away



You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knocking at your door



Here comes Santa Claus

Doing all those good things

Everybody knows the Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's the big man

Don't mess with the boss

Crusing down the air highway in his sleigh

Bringing all the presents for the next day

Don't forget the donuts



His cookies and his milk are his pride or anything that can be deep fried

Don't get me wrong now

He's a nice guy but you don't want to get on his bad side



You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knocking at your door



Here comes Santa Claus

Doing all those good things

Everybody knows the Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's the big man

Don't mess with the boss