Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses



A fine romance, my friend, this is



We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes



(To-mah-toes, dear)



But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes



(Potatoes)



A fine romance you won't nestle



A fine romance you won't even wrestle



You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants



You never take a chance, this is a fine romance



A fine romance, my good fellow



You take romance, I'll take Jello



You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean



At least they flap their fins to express emotion



A fine romance, my dear Duchess



Two old fogies, we really need crutches



You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France



(France)



I haven't got a chance



(Chance)



This is a fine romance



A fine romance, my good woman



My strong, aged in the wood woman



You never give those orchids I send a glance



They're just like cactus plants



(Oh boy)



This is a fine romance