Everyday's A Saturday

You know Monday was mad

Tuesday was worse

I gotta say Wednesday for the sake of this verse

Thursday was actually pretty OK - for once

Don't even talk about Friday night

You know I didn't get laid and I didn't fight with my girlfriend

'Cause I don't have one - anymore



Now you won't have me to push around

Won't have me to kick around

I won't be here for the run around

No oh, no oh oh oh



I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off

I'm tired of running round

Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block

I just wanna fly away

To where everyday's a Saturday

For me - from now on



Monday I slept till 4 p.m.

Tuesday I took up the violin and

On Wednesday - yes, Christina Ricci's hot

Thursday I quit the violin and

On Friday, here we go again

It's the weekend, come on everyone join in



And now you won't have us to push around

Won't have us to kick around

We won't be here for the run around

No oh, no oh oh oh



I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off

I'm tired of running round

Like a rat in a marathon

If I'm gonna run I, just wanna run away

To where everyday's a Saturday

For me - from now on



From now on I'm not gonna wear your uniform

Gonna live off of movie popcorn

Fly by the seat of my pants

Brad Pitt was in "True Romance"

And look how far he's come



And now you won't have us to push around

Won't have us to kick around

We won't be here for the run around

No oh, no oh oh oh



I'm sleeping in, gonna take the day of

I'm tired of running round

Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block

I just wanna fly away

To where everyday's a Saturday

For me - from now on



I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off

I'm tired of running round

Like a rat in a marathon

If I'm gonna run I, just wanna run away

To where everyday's a Saturday

For me - from now on

For me - from now on