I've Never Done Anything Like This

I met her at the Sonic

She was listening to Tonic

With her I-Pod and her rollerskates



She said her name was Summer

When I asked her for her number

She said "Never mind I get off at 8:00".



She had eyes like heaven, face like an angel

But she had the body from hell



Within a half an hour

We were naked in the shower

Taking dirty pictures on my cell



Then she whispered in my ear...



I've never done

I've never done

I've never done anything like this [2x]



Yeah, right!



She drove me in a Saturn

to the Sweetwater Tavern

Just a block off of Denton Square



She did a shot of Jäger

and she made out with the waiter

While I was just sitting there



Before too long her

clothes came off like

Something out of Girls Gone Wild



Had to come up with the bail,

just to get her out of jail

And she threw up in the passenger's side



Then she whispered in my ear...



I've never done

I've never done

I've never done anything like this [2x]



Yeah, right!



She says that trouble never finds her

No fucked up history behind her

She says she's never stolen anything

except the car we're driving



Then she whispered in my ear...



I've never done

I've never done

I've never done anything like this [4x]



Yeah, right!

Yeah, right!