Major Denial

You've got style

You've got class

You got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass

I made him angry

I made him annoyed

When I sent you dirty pictures from my Polaroid



Sorry about the tracks on your lawn

For digging up the tree and abusing the horn

I didn't see him coming, he was moving too fast

Here's a hundred dollars for the body cast



[chorus]

We could get married in Las Vegas

I know that my mom would take us

Put it all on black

And let it burn



I saw you at the club downtown

We danced together till you turned around

And saw me in my Travolta pose

Then you kicked me in the nuts and you broke my nose



[chorus]



Cause it's so hard being me

Victim of your no loser policy

And I know one day you will see

That you're so damn lucky to be

With a guy like me



Can I say I'm feeling lonely

So do you think we could hang around you'd get to know me

Tell me things you'd like to show me

Tie me up like I'm a pony

Ride me to the moon

You can spank me till I'm black and blue and bleeding too

and begging you to stop



[chorus]



Cause it's so hard being me

Victim of your no loser policy

And I know that one day you will see

That you're so damn lucky to be

So damn lucky to be

With a guy like me?