Scene We All Ain't Saw

Old Badger was an outlaw that no man could ever ride



So tough the devils pitch fork couldn't penetrate his hide



To beat him was the dream of every cowboy in the land



But try they might as sure is right they'll wind up in the sand



A brag came up from Texas by the name of Too Oaks Tall



Was out to get old Badger cause old Too Oaks rode 'em all



He said he'd tie a granny knot in Badger's twisting tail



So thousands came to stake his claim or to see how bad he'd fail



A mighty crowd had gathered with old Badger in the cute



The stirrups felt the boating weight of Too Oaks heavy boots



Then the cute swang open and the crowd began to roar



Cause shirt tail feet upon the seat like waves upon a shore



They circled that area Badger pawing out his hate



But Tall stuck in the saddle like his tail was made of paste



Badger then exploded as his hooves beat on the air



But Tall did stay like children's play in grandmas rockin' chair



The outlaw's eyes were blazin' and old Talls face was turnin' red



They take off to the right but wind up goin' left instead



They busted through the fence and crashed the stillness of the night



They filled the air with dust and hair and vanished out of sight



Some say they died of thirst and time turned them into stone



Others say they withered and buzzards picked their bones



But somewhere on that prairie is a scene we all ain't saw



Did Tall get throwed or Badger rode or was it called a draw