Sam I Am

Tried to be your paper boy

Tried to be your boy scout

Tried to be your ice cream man

I could not be your soldier

Or even drive your bus

My skills weren't always that obvious



Yeah, but I hope you understand

I'll do the best I can

I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am



I'm a back-talkin' fighter

A silver bullet biter

I'm a flip flop slider

And a guitar moonlighter

I'm your prove it all nighter

Your holy ghost writer

Pale of shade whiter

I'm your rock n roll driver oh yeah oh yeah

That's all I am



I Tried to be your oil man

Tried to be your big boss

Tried to be your broker but you took a loss

It's just a hopeless case

And I ain't no lawyer

I only got a few tricks I can show ya



And I hope you understand it

I'll do the best I can

I ain't no Superman but Sam I am..and I'm



A feel good doctor

A big bad talker

After midnight walker

Sittin on the bay docker



I'm a sunshine stalker

Hodaddy wave watcher

Heaven's door knocker

Blue, white, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah

That's all I am



I tried to be everything to you

Yeah, but it would not would not do

I got nothin on my resume

But I can rock you and roll you each and every day

Have mercy on me

I am not sorry

Believe me, it's easy

I'll do my best to be a



Straight shot shooter

A bad motor scooter

Sunny honeymooner

Your heavy metal crooner

Make you wanna holler

Shirt with no collar

Wish I was a couple inches taller

White, blue, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah



Uh I say yeah, yeah, yeah



That's all I am...

That's all I am...

Baby, baby, baby...Sam I Am.