Driving In My Car

I've been driving in my car

It's not quite a Jaguar

I bought it at Primrose Hill

From a bloke from Brazil



It was made in fifty-nine

In a factory by the Tyne



It says 'Morris' on the door

The GPO owned it before

I drive it for my job

The guvenor calls me a slob



But i don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air



It's a bit old but it's mine

I mend it in my spare time

Just last week i changed the oil

The rocker valves and the coil

Just last week i changed the oil



Last week it went 'round the bock

I also had a little knock

I dented someone's fender

He'll learn not to park on a bender

Ha ha ha



I've been driving in my car

I'm satisfied it's got this far

I drive it up Muswell Hill

I've even been to Selsey Bill



I drove along the A45

I had her up to fifty-eight

This copper stopped me the other day

You're mistaken what could i say?



The tyres were a little worn

They were OK i could have sworn



I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied i've got this far

I like driving in my car

It don't look much but i've been far

I like driving in my car

Even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car

It's not quite a Jaguar

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied i've got this far