Big Boned Gal

She was a big boned gal from southern alberta

You just couldn't call her small

And you can bet every saturday night

She'd be heading for the legion hall.



Put her blue dress on and she'd curl her hair

Oh, she's been waiting all week

And with a bounce in her step and a wiggle in her walk

She'd be swinging down the street.



You could tell she was ready by the look in her eye

As she slipped in through the crowd

She walked with grace as she entered the place

Yea, the big boned gal was proud.



Hey, hey, the big boned gal ain't no doubt she's a natural

Shakin' and a'snakin' and a'breakin' up across the floor

Hey, hey, the big boned gal ain't no doubt she's a natural

Reelin' and a'rockin' and she's yelling out for more.



Now people would come from miles around

And gather there to dance

But when the big boned gal came shufflin' in

She'd hold them in a trance...