Jealous Dog

Once I turned the tv on

I saw the green grass on the lawn

I dont know why it struck me off

That life was perfect as a catalog

Now I guess im just a jealous dog.



I walked into a house of prayer

I didn't feel so welcome there

I was lookin' for the hand of god

when it struk me hard I was hit by a frog.



Oh, the mean, mean mouth of a jealous dog.

Oh, the mean, mean mouth of a jealous dog.



I had a friend with a handsome trait

When he's done with his dinner he'd lick his plate

It's a way of living that I applaud

Like the message in this monologue

To never be a jealous dog.



Never be a jealous dog.

Never be a jealous dog...