I Do My Best To Impress

I do my best to impress

From east to west, what a test

You know I'm losing my quest

But I must confess

I couldn't care less for the rest



From morn to night, I'm polite

Look left and right, what a sight

I might be getting uptight

But I wouldn't bite

Not if you invite me, wrong or right



I thought I was a vamp

The lady with a lamp

But I'm just a tramp

Drinking on my cherrion champ



[interlude]



I thought I was a vamp

The lady with a lamp

But I'm just a tramp

Don't you know that's what I am?



I cannot speak, I'm discreet

From ead to feet, what a treat

You see, I'm losing my sleep

Now I'm in too deep

But I'm not complete until we meet