I Do My Best To Impress

I do my best to impress

from east to west

what a test

I think I'm losing my quest

but I must confess

I couldn't care less for the rest



from morn to night, I'm polite

look left and right

what a sight

I might be getting uptight

but I wouldn't bite

not if you'll invite me, wrong or right



I thought I was a vamp

a lady with a lamp

but I'm just a tramp

drinking on my carrion champ



[interlude]



I thought I was a vamp

a lady with a lamp

but I'm just a tramp

don't you know that's what I am?



I cannot speak, I'm discreet

from head to feet

what a treat

you see, I'm losing my sleep

now I'm in too deep

but I'm not compete until we meet