Watch Me As I Fall

I am a puppet on a string,

I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen,

I am impossible to believe,

I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity



I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, a bleeding heart liberal

I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent

a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall



I am humble I am vain,

what motivates me something I can't explain,

I am outrageous and insane,

I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine



I'm irrational, I'm illogical, walking chemical, a bleeding heart liberal

I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent,

a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall



I'm an honest hypocrite, imploding modern idiot,

I am a slave to my abuse, convicted, caught with no excuse,

I'm pathetic apathetic, disillusioned, disconnected,

I am lost I am free, I'm impossible to believe



I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, statistically impossible,

I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent,

a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall