Christmas Round At Ours

Uncle Bernie's got me on his knee

Chocolate fingers in his tea

he thinks he's supercool but he's a fool

and I've been sitting waiting here for hours

Sydney won't get out the shower

Another lazy boring xmas morning round at ours



daddy, daddy told me

you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah

daddy, daddy told me

you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah



It's boring at christmas

I'm no kid anymore

and I'm too old for the panto

and too young for the sauce

but when the bells start ringing

i start grinning and lose my christmas blues

I'll get my kiss under the misletoe with you



grandma's had the best of all the sweets

picking toffee out her teeth

she says she shoulda been a beauty queen

and mother sighs as everybody shouts

we don't want no soggy sprouts

another lazy boring xmas morning round at ours



daddy, daddy told me

you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah

daddy, daddy told me

you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah



It's boring at christmas

I'm no kid anymore

and I'm too old for the panto

and too young for the sauce

but when the bells start ringing

i start grinning and lose my christmas blues

I'll get my kiss under the misletoe with you