Teenage Dirtbag

His name is Noel

I have a dream about him

He rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

And oh how he rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me



Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Oooh



His girlfriend's a bitch

She brings a gun to school

And she'd simply kick

My ass if she knew the truth

She lives on my block

And drives an I-ROC

And she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me



Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Oooh



Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'

Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'



Man I feel like mould

It's prom night and I am lonely

Low and behold

He's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does he know who I am

And why does he give a damn about me



I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Ooooh



Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'

Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'

Yeah, yeah