Ain't That Just Like A Woman

There was Adam

Happy as a man could be

'Til Eve got him messing

With that old apple tree



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time



Lot took his wife

Down to the corner for a malted

She wouldn't mind her business

Boy, did she get salted



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time



Samson thought Delilah

Was on the square

'Til one night

She clipped him all his hair



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time



From our history books

We all learned

Nero fiddled

While Rome was burned



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time



Marie Antoinette met

Some hungry cats at the gate

They was crying for bread

She said, "Let them eat cake"



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time



You can buy a woman clothes

And give her money on the side

No matter what you do

She ain't never satisfied



Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time