My Ding A Ling

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hangin on a string

she told me it was my ding a ling a ling



Chorus:

o my ding a ling ,

my ding a ling

i want u to play with my ding a ling

(repeat)



you know then mamma took me to sunday school

they tried to teach me the golden rule

every time the choir would sing

i'd take out my ding a ling a ding



then mamma took me to grammar school

but i stopped off in the vestibule

every time that bell would ring

catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling



(chorus)



once i was climbing the garden wall

i slipped and had a terrible fall

i fell so hard i heard bells ring

but held on to my ding a ling a ling



(chorus)



I remember the girl next door

we used to play house on the kitchen floor

she'd be the queen and i'd be the king

and i let her play with my ding a ling a ling



(chorus x2)



once i was swiming cross turtle creek

man them snappers all around my feet

sure was hard swimming across that thing

with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling



(chorus)



girl downstairs

shes so big and bold

grandma warned me, "shes too old"

she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing

swing down and take my ding a ling a ling



(chorus)



this here song it aint so sad

the cutest little song you ever had

those of you who will not sing

you must be playing with your own ding a ling



(chorus)



your ding a ling

your ding a ling

we saw u playin with your ding a ling



oh my ding a ling

everybody sing

i want to play with my

everybody

my, ding a ling oh my, ding a ling

(slow down) I wanna play (everybody) with my ding a ling...!!!