Never Trust A Blonde

Ian Hunter · Ian Hunter's Dirty Laundry [1995]

(darrell bath)



(transcribed by colin ford)



A thousand pin-up girls to stepney to bombay

Take me to fancy restaurants to be amongst the (? )

And all the blue-eyed gals of 6 foot 3

Are gonna leave you broken down on your knees

Cause in the golden locks and fluttering lashes

You say, "i told you", all day long



Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

Just when you thought it was safe to get it on

Watch out for their teeth boys you never trust a blonde



I been dreaming of clinches

(? ) flinches

The start of hollywood (? )

Too many girls and ham-fisted moves and blaming it on the wine

Now your best bet's, succour(? ), love and caress

Make it quick boys cause I ain't got long

Never turn your back on the girl in black

You never trust a blonde



Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

Forget all that stuff about ad-men, like my own father

My daddy said, "rocky, don't even trust your mom"!



They all queue in line, they wanna see me hung, drawn and quartered

Sure not on a moon shine, a recipe that leaves me (? )

Stormy weather, the smell and a lousy hotel

One line from a fair blues song

I'm telling you mate, I'll get slayed

You cannot trust a blonde



Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

You think you can hide behind peroxide, then you got it wrong, so wrong

Watch out for their teeth boys, never trust a blonde



Here comes another, never trust a blonde

She could be a mother, never trust a blonde

England and china, never trust a blonde

She played me a blinder, never trust a blonde

Never, ever russian, never trust a blonde

Expect a bum's rushian(? ), never trust a blonde

Explode with good luck, never trust a blonde

Squeeze in another, never trust a blonde