Arbiter

[ARBITER]I've a duty as the referee

At the start of the match

On behalf of all our sponsors

I must welcome you

Which I do -- there's a catch



I don't care if you're a champion

No one messes with me

I am ruthless in upholding

What I know is right

Black or white -- as you'll see



I'm on the case

Can't be fooled

Any objection

Is overruled

Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best



[CHORUS]He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed



[ARBITER]You got your tricks

Good for you

But there's no gambit I don't see through

Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score



[CHORUS]From square one he'll be watching all 64



[ARBITER]If you're thinking of the kind of thing



That we've seen in the past

Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies,

Walkouts, hypnotists,

Tempers, fists -- not so fast



This is not the start of World War Three

No political ploys

I think both your constitutions are terrific so

Now you know -- be good boys



I'm on the case

Can't be fooled

Any objection

Is overruled

Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best



[CHORUS]He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed



[ARBITER]You got your tricks

Good for you

But there's no gambit I don't see through

Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score



[CHORUS]From square one he'll be watching all 64



[ARBITER]Yes I'm the Arbiter I know the score



[CHORUS]From square one he's watching all 64