Commie Newspapers

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Florence:

Well we can't complain that you've been ignored by the press.



Freddie:

What they say? What they say?



Florence:

They're not to polite



Freddie:

They say I'm a shit?



Florence:

Well, yes. They pulled you to pieces.

In five different languages.

The Times: "You thrive on unpleasantness." Speaks French



Freddie:

I don't believe that they can't see my game.

I'm like that tennis player,

what's his name? They love to hate me and for us, that's dollars.

Florence:

Speaks Russian



Freddie:

Hey, look there's a piece that some idiot's written

on you. "Florence Vassey, petite,

Hungarian-born personal assistant.

His gentle companion"- if they only knew!



Florence:

What do you mean? I've always been gentle with you, Freddie!



Both:

"She stands by her champion."



Freddie:

I like this.



Both:

"Whose demands are so infantile"



Freddie:

I don't like this.



Florence:

If you don't like it then it's up to you.

They like the Russian they could like you, too.



Freddie:

Commie newspapers! Of course the bastards all support the Russians.



Florence:

But Sergievsky seems a sweet opponent.

So why do you abuse him all the time?

Freddie, I love you very much,

but just for once, don't go on about the Russians at

the press conference, okay?