Wingin' It Home To Texas

Hello momma I'am callin you to tell you that I'am comin home

What shape I'am in I wouldn't dare an try to tell you on the telephone

I been gone so long this song seems to be fallin apart at the seams

I been makin up heartbreak hotel so well that most of this is like a dream



Wingin it home to Texas

Home on the mornin plane

Wingin it home to Texas

And they lost my bags again

That Dallas airport sucks.



Last night this stringy cat came by and told me my astrology

Said I ought to move to Guam and open up this little

health food store you see

So I just winged him the story bout a purple bear and when I left there

He was just bumpin into walls and all I got to do now

momma is just get back to there



Wingin it home to Texas

Home on the mornin plane

Wingin it home to Texas

And they lost my bags again

That Dallas airport sucks