D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I got to be someplace

I don't remember where

Friends try to make me stay

Or call me a cab home

I grab my keys and a beer



Cops they took my licence away

Got my car out o the impound today

I've been drunk since last Saturday

Better stay out of my way



Chorus:



I drink and drive

(Feel so alive)

I'll never take that dive

(Feel so alive)

Doing ninety-five

(I drink and drive)

Feel so alive

(I drink and drive)



Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted

Like it's all mine

I try to set a new drunken speed record

But I can't drive a straight line

Flashing lights split the night

I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right

Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig

At least you'll never catch me, you fucking pigs!



Designate someone other than me

I'm so drunk I can hardly see

Another shot of jager and I turn the key

Got so many places to be



(Chorus)



When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe

They won't drive at night

Cause way down on the freeway

It's such a fright

But I think I drive alright



Cops they took my licence away

Got my car out of the impound today

I've been drunk since last Saturday

Better stay out of my way