A Gun For Christmas

The Vandals · Oi to the World [1996]

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this

Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun

for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch my property they

won't leave here with out a limp - Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it

off on New Year's Eve, - cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I

believe - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it

says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun

for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the

fuck away from my shit" - I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport

- and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch - and preventing Yuletide

homicide's this year - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause

- Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for

Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck

away from my shit" - Christmas needs security , security is weapons. -

Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift

we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God - for

guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear

and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down -

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you

once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I won't be a victim this year

thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all

because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only

tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap - or I'll bust a cap in your

ass!!!"