Bad Birthday Bash

House all to myself - it was my birthday present -

But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just

wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought

that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought

they'd played the cowboy song -

(I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow

- (but how could I know) - I just wanted a band - to

play my favorite song - I thought that it would be

mellow - but boy was I wrong - Asked to bring some

friends - they walked in with mohawks - As the band

began to play - they started to throw rocks - Now I

thought that this was cool - til they threw me in the

pool - The sofa must of missed me - cause now it sits

here with me - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite

song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy

was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song

- (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be

mellow - (but how could I know) - War declared on furniture

- still no mercy shown - Anything not nailed - was

immediately thrown - Final damage toll - is better

left unspoken - By the time they left my house - there

was nothing left unbroken