C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.

"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth

"R" is for your rectum that

"I" fuck with my dick

Christmas comes but once a year

and makes me fucking sick.

"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum

"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum

"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me

"A" is for the agony of catching your vd

"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick

Christmas comes but once a year

and makes me fucking sick.

"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my

Ding-dong merrily along

The chapel bells are ringing

Ding-dong merrily along

My fucking balls are swinging.

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...



Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

The chapel bells are ringing.

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

My fucking balls are swinging!