Disproportioned Head

The Vandals · Shingo [Japanese Remix Album] [2005]

If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because,

I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me its huge cuz honestly-

I've got a disproportioned head.



Don't try to be nice and say, "It's really not that big" cuz I am well aware that you are lying-

about my head

It blocks out the sun like a parasol. And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll

cuz I've got a disproportioned head.



And I can't make it better with surgery. So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,

I've got a disproportioned head.



Don't try to be nice to me because you think I'm near. I'm across the street and I can't hear...you

Don't offer advice to me, of hats- perhaps it's all been tried.

They don't really make them in my size.



And I can only fit in convertible cars.

And my mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, cuz of my disproportioned head

And I'd go ahead and end it now

If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head



I've got a disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head.