Slap Of Love

Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how

much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well

how much is a whole bunch?

- Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much?

- [ SLAP ] - Don't say sorry - or call her baby - and

if she wants to go out - say,

"Maybe" - Never let her get the upper hand - A woman

can't respect a weak man - And if she talks back -

You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap

of love - It will keep her coming around - So she ran

out? - Let her pout! - She just went down to the store

- You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer - when

she comes through that door - She loves that stinging

pain - And she knows you'll have to do it again - And

if she talks back - You just have to slap her down

- Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming

around - Don't feel sorry - That's a mistake - The

biggest one you'll ever make - I wouldn't trust her

- as far as I could throw her - You might love her

- but you don't know her - Show her your love with

a slap - You know that she will come back - Now your

looking at the rings on your hand - And your feeling

like a hell of a man - The woman now knows her place

- I can see it in her rosy face - And if she talks

back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that

slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Show

her your love with a slap