Soccer Mom

gliding across the lawn

oranges and Evian

and pizza right after the game

just tell me where and when

Volvo's and collagen

hope you might feel the same



my soccer mom, it's on

knew all along, so right and so wrong!



pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin

I know your bratless every other weekend

let your hair down and keep it all a secret

no reason why it couldn't be that way



if you say yes right now

I'll make it work somehow

those fancy dinners don't come free

dont know just where he went

but with that settlement

you should be taking me



my soccer mom, it's on

knew all a long, so right and so wrong!



pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin

I know your bratless every other weekend

let your hair down and keep it all a secret

no reason why it couldn't be that way



tell me I'm the one for you

even if it isn't true

I'll pretend to like those two snot kids

and if it had to end

I think that my heart would eventually mend

I'd keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you



tell me I'm the one for you

even if it isn't true

I'll pretend to like those two

I'll do anything my soccer mom