The New You

The Vandals · Look What I Almost Stepped In [2000]

now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.

and you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with

me and we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat

other friends like that you're not too friendly when you act

like that. every time i call the old you, the new you answers

the phone. i would like to talk to old you , but the new you

says you're not home whatever happened to that girl i knew,

she was just like you- but was way more into me. lately

you've been acting strange, or going through a phase why's it

gotta be like that? the old you dug me, but the new you

snubs me, and asks me to go away but i ain't going away-

every time i call the old you, the new you answers the phone.

i would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're

not home" i've been so patient and i'm giving you space i

haven't called all day, but you're still not coming around

you've made a big mistake- that's not a threat no matter how

it sounds things were going so great, but as of late you

haven't much to say the old you loved me, but the new you

snubs me, and asks me to go away but i ain't going away-

every time i call the old you, the new you answers the phone.

i would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're

not home well now you say that you like me, but you

don't "like" like me. and you say that you love me but you're

not "in" love with me and we should just be friends- but

friends shouldn't treat other friends like that you're not too

friendly when you act like that. should i smash your fucking

head with a baseball bat? and dig around the brains and goo

for something that looks lie old you- every time i call the old

you, the new you answers the phone. i would like to talk to

old you , but the new you says "you're not home" you say

that you like me, but you don't "like" like me....