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Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host



That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green.



I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp

shot, disco me to oblivion baby.



He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's

when we started to grow apart.



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Strange



Feelin



Pain



Feelin



Wretched



Ohhh



My soul



No pain



No gain



Well things didn't improve for our relationship when

I was seduced by his wife



And then I fell in love with his daughter.



And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok?



Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle

with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha!



He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures

of his sweet Jimmy Dean.



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Strange



Feelin



Pain



Feelin



It's wretched



Ohhh



My soul



If it don't hurt



It don't work



No



I was alone but that was only the beginning



Said I was alone but that was only the beginning



Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning



I was alone but that was only the beginning



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Homemaker



Heartbreaker



Strange



Feelin



Pain



Feelin



It's wretched



Ohhh



My soul



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Who do we appreciate?



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Who do we appreciate?



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Who do we appreciate?



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Who do we appreciate?



Strange



Feelin



Pain



Feelin



It's wretched



Ohhh



My soul