Think Like a Woman

(Tony Martin - Mark Nesler - Jim Collins)



I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand

That don't look too flower like

She slammed the pretty part in the door jamb

Left me and the stems outside

On my way back from fishin I thought

If I brought a dozen roses home

She'd smile when I told there was one

For each day that I'd been gone.



Chorus:

I tried to think like a woman

Find where that pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that.



Now I'm underneath the window with my guitar

In the backyard soakin wet

She poured what I'm afraid might've been

Toilet water on my head

I thought when she heard the song

I wrote on my way back into town

It would cool her off

But it appears to work the other way around.



Chorus:

I tried to think like a woman

Find where that pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that.



I'm just gettin comfortable

In the doghouse when she pulls the curtains,

And I see her peekin out

Well, I lay here lookin sad awhile

Suffer some and then she smiles

It's all slowly dawnin' on me now.



Chorus:

I tried think like a woman

Where she wanted me was right where I was at

I tried to think like a woman

If I was sweet, thought she'd cut me some slack

Oh. but I don't think a woman thinks like that.



Ha, I know she don't!...