Beyond The Pubyard

I wake up in the toilets

Stinking of alcohol

Who am I? Can't remember

Ain't sure I wanna know



The beer stains on my clothing

Revealed by neon lights

They tell me every morning

Another thirsty night



A lover of bottles I am

Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here

The stuff in the sink is my brain

My father smelled offensive

My mother was a bitch

But it was love at first drink

They practiced what they preached



Refrain:

Beyond the pubyard - outside I've never been

Beyond the pubyard - my world's a drinker's dream

Beyond the pubyard - I live my life in gin

Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard



Hey barman, you're my hero

One thousand liqueurs stock

You make some crazy money

While drinking on the job



A lover of bottles I am

Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here

The stuff in the sink is my brain

I have no use for clean air

I don't like oxygen

The cigarette smoke preserved me

Just call me Boozer Man



Refrain:

Beyond the pubyard - outside I've never been

Beyond the pubyard - my world's a drinker's dream

Beyond the pubyard - I live my life in gin

Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard



I have no use for clean air

I don't like oxygen

The cigarette smoke preserved me

Just call me Boozer Man