Shaken Not Stirred

My job's exhausting, that's why I am waiting

For the end of the week to come

Then me and all my buddies

Go to the "Diner's Rum"

Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee

Where heavy drinkers will unite

Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine

Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime

On ice!



(Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...)

Hey, Mr.Bartender

Let's draft our brains away

My head feels well shaken

Not stirred, but that's OK



Drinking is both, an art and a science

Practice hard with Himbeerschnaps

Win "Golden Bottle" contests

Or "Warm ale challenge" cups

Banquets alcoholic style

Glassbuffets make your lives smile

Wish I could be here all week

My boss told me yesterday, if I don't quit, he fires me

This freak!



(Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...)

Hey, Mr.Bartender

Let's draft our brains away

My head feels well shaken

Not stirred, but that's OK



Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee

Where heavy drinkers will unite

Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine

Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime

On ice!



(Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...)

Hey, Mr.Bartender

Let's draft our brains away

My head feels well shaken

Not stirred, but that's OK