The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies

The words are so familiar

All the same greats, the same mistakes

It doesn't have to be like this



If you don't make a friend now

One might make you

So learn

The gentle art of making enemies



Don't look so surprised

Happy birthday...fucker

Blow that candle out,

We're gonna kick you, kick you



[Don't say you're not because you are]

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[History tells us that you are]

[History tells us that you are]



And all you need is just one more excuse

You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight

I wanna hear you very best excuse

I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive



Your day has finally come-

So where the hat and do the dance

And let the suit keep wearing you.



This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it-

It's the gentle art of making enemies



I deserve a reward

Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had

And if I tighten up my hole-

You may never see the light again



[There's always an easy way out]

[There's always an easy way out]

[You need something wet in your mouth]

[You need something wet in your mouth]



I never felt this much alive