Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

Ooh



Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm

Everybody knows that they work real hard

Bobby Joel sweatin' in the noonday sun

Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done



But every now and then they get a strong desire

To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire



Now the hay needs haulin', the ... needs stocked

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off



Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Yeah



Black crow sittin' on a weather-vane

He can see 'em comin' from a mile away

Yeah, he's call-call-callin' out a loud alarm

Hey, ol' Bobby Joel and Betty headin' for the barn



Now the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat

They're fightin' each other for a front row seat



Now the hay needs haulin', the ... need stocked

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off



Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Yeah



Now the hay needs haulin', the ... need stocked

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off



Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin')



Brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Only one watchin', baby

(Ain't nobody watchin')



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