Burma Shave

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch



The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced



Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave



I bet I've seen a million rows



Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line



Come on come on one more time



Yonder goes Willie, he's passin' on a hill



He don't dress nice but he drives fit to kill



Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave



I bet I've seen a million rows



Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line



Giddyup giddyup tally ho



Well my pappy ain't smart he ain't good at quizzin'



But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his'n



Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave



I bet I've seen a million rows



Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line



Come on, come on one more time



Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so am I



Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave



I bet I've seen a million rows



Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line



Come on, come on