Lipstick

on a tuesday afternoon

my mom came into my room

and said get the fuck up outta bed

and get a god damned job

so I told her hey hey fuck you mom

and I threw the phone at her head

but I missed and hit her in the snatch

so I slammed the door in her face

don't ever barge in my room

or I'll kick your ass and call the cops

and tell them I'm abused

and you'll wind up in jail

while I snowboard in Vail

no one to post your bail

cuz daddy loves me more

he says that your a...

you're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid

a little over weight

now give me 20 bucks

mummy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid

a little over weight

now give me 20 bucks

no make it 50, bucks!

Now mom writes me letters

I write return to sender

let her rot there in her cell

I watch the dogs mate on her bed

sorry mom I had to pawn

the china silver and all your jewellery

I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

you're lazy, you're stupid, a little over weight

now give me 20 bucks

mummy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid

a little over weight

now give me 20 bucks

no make it 50 bucks

no make it 60 bucks, make it 75

why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse

I hope you're having fun rotting in jail

maybe i'll come visit you

nah!

enjoy your stretch in jail