Marks Ark

why? don't vegans have cows for pets?

why? don't they keep them in their apartments?

rights take a chimp to vote in '96

my god cows are smart as a stick

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if you really want to make a difference

buy a herd and then go set them free

instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

if cock roaches roam the halls

at night they fester on your balls

a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate

don't grab the raid or a shoe

remember they've got rights to

resist the urge to go and fumigate



cows with a i.q. of .08

rats ready to spread the plague

rabbits pour shapoo in their eyes

blind better their's than mine

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lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great

live my life around the veggie plate

protest write lame song and complain

march with little signs of porky pig

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