Perfect World

if i lived in a perfect world

i would spend my days lying in the sun

the party never ends in a perfect world

if your life has hit the skids

wave goodbye to the wife & kids

i'm ready to move into a perfect world

nacho cheese and anarchy

boy that sure sounds good to me

every kind of drug is free

in the new america

shoot your pistol in the air

celebrate a brand new year

living leisurely in a perfect world

everybody's drinking hams

good by all you straight edge bands

sit around and get a tan

in the new america

when i turn on my t.v.

nothing but pornography

no more rated "g" in a perfect world

strung out hookers everywhere

have a picnic feed the bears

now nobody even cares

in the new america

nothing in this worlds for free

cause everything belongs to me

no more green fees in a perfect world