If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I were to say to you

I didn't set your house on fire

But it's just the way I am

You'll have to take it for a fact

Life can really burn you up

When you're a pyromaniac



If you love somebody

Better set them on fire



I went to your house last night

Your dad called me the human torch

Got a little pissed at him

so I burned down your front porch

Now I feel a little bad

About pouring gas on your dad

But you know it's hard to quit

And besides he started it



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I just bought a brand new lighter

And I cannot wait to use it

Oily rags are special things

You know to me they're diamond rings

Maybe we can have some fun

Maybe we can burn someone



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