Floyd The Barber

Bell on the door ring, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in chair, don't be afraid
Steaming towel on my face

I was Shaved (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed up against my lips

I was Shaved (x3)

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff

I was Shaved (x3)