Confessional Song

I'm gonna be hypnotized

To stop me from smoking

Everyone keeps telling me

It's bad for my voice



I'm gonna stay home tonight

So I don't get hungover

Get myself a takeaway

And watch MTV



This is not a confessional song

I'm just singing to myself

My situations didn't leave me strong

Everybody needs a little help



Got myself a little dog (Sasha)

She's eighteen weeks old now

Guess she's just a substitute

But I don't know what for



I was born a Catholic

Poor old Father Delathey

Now I'm on a guilt trip

That I try to suppress



This is not a confessional song (oh oh oh...)

I'm just singing to myself (oh oh oh oh oh...)

My situations didn't leave me strong

Everybody needs a little help



Do do do do do do...

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This is not a confessional song (oh oh oh...)

I'm just singing to myself (oh oh oh oh oh...)

My situations didn't leave me strong

Everybody needs a little help



Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...



Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...

Do do do do do do...